20) we walk pass this gigantic longkang(khai teq's idea) and he asked me to jump in so that i can get conjunctivities...but actually he wanted to say vaginavities or something cause he is never thinking clean
21) Then he said he saw the kim kardashian sex video and he was jealous of the guy's dick...and he said that they should have a dick olympaid and girls should have a pussylympaid...
22) We were almost there when the smart drew saw this carpet store n he went..."dude we eating cendol at that carpet shop ah?"
23) He started listing out those who should take part in the dickolympaid and pussylympaid...(u do not want to know who he mentioned)
24) being a malaysian its embarrassing for him to not know what pulut is...i argued with him n said me not malaysian even knows what pulut is...that shut him up...
25) Then i went off alone to get something
Cai: she going off alone like dat...
Donkey: (as expected) let her la..later she kena rape we dunno
26) Cai n donkey finish their cendol and irsyad was barely half way done...as expected...irsyad and donkey started arguing
Donkey: eat faster la!!!
Irsyad: can't i enjoy eating in peace? eat so fast for what? you must enjoy
Donkey: crap la u
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