Cai, Dang na gi(Andrew), and irsyad came to my house....guess what happened with Andrew in just 2 hours...he ws being horny and dumb the whole time
1) Andrew was caught hiding behind my neighbor's car because he forgot to hide his toe
2) he wanted to ransack my room and play with my undergarments...he said he'll be able to find blue red pink black and rainbow coloured ones
3)then he wanted to rob my house and decided to steal the fishes in the pond...then irsyad started arguing saying the fish will fall...then drew goes i can pick it up...n it went on for bout a minute
4) Took out my laptop and he went "cheh i also got la so cha..(turned on my laptop)...wah damn nice"
5) he saw my wallpaper and told irsyad he sent it to me on ebay...then after realising he was wrong he said i bought it from him on ebay and paid RM10 for it
6)then drew wanted left4dead...so the comp stated it will take round 2 hours...so this is what that donkey said to me..."we have a lot of time...lets go to your room now...i brought my wallet"
7)he was fooling around with my laptop and found hanis's picture..and the first thing he said was.."wah lubang so big"...he was talking bout the nostrils(sorry hanis)...he kept zooming in and out and stopped at the max...then irsyad said.."no one will be able to figure out what is that"...then drew said a rat could fit in it...IM SORRY HANIS
8)my sister screamed for i don't kow what reason and he said my dad was raping her...bloody sick
9) i wanted to go change cause we were going to go out and he asked me to put on "some" clothes and said i was only wearing thread and nylon...(which i was not)
10) so we finally left my house...we were going to go down the slope and he said he was going to push me down and he did this stupid sound effects...u need to listen to think its funny...
11) then i had to tie my pants and he said it fell off...then he started guessing the colour...red no blue no blacck no...rainbow la
12)then at cai's house...cai wore this shirt...and the comments were...
Irsyad: you look like your wearing a transformers fan club shirt and you look like a hippie
Drew: it looks like fish gills
13)Then drew opened cai's fridge and i foound this treasure box(drew called it that)...and he started yanking on it...
14) then drew drank water from a cup...he though there was nothing left in there and swung the cup to cai and water came splashing out(funny sight)
15)then we went out to the playground to wait for irsyad's dad n he went on the slide and hit his head real good
16)since the playground was a ship..he wanted to re-enact titanic with me...but ended up doing it himself with his donkey like face and humming the titanic sound stupidly...
17)he started throwing small sticks at my ass...he was horny all the way
18) then cai found this branch that braches out in 4 different directions and said it was drew's dick and he was horny agn and said he can fuck 4 girls at one...ray, jo,li and levia and he even made sounds...
Ray:(hardcore sound)
Jo: (softer)
Li: Yeah!!
Levia: DANG!!!
19) as i was poking him with the branch he took a plastic stick they use for cutting grass from the floor and rubbed it against his dick hoping it can scare me
to be continued...
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